I would like to take this opportunity to thank the idiot/numpty/prat/twit/numbskull/git/who took the opportunity of leaving my Motability car with a series of scratches all the way down the drivers side. There was no doubting the culprit was highly skilled in this art. The meticulous nature of their skill was clear for all to observe with each panel being affected with a nice deep scratch which ultimately requires professional attention to correct.

For those who don’t know the Motability car, you recieve a car (if desired) for 3 years. There is a ‘fair wear and tear’ policy for people like me who inadvertedly bash cars getting a wheelchair in and out each day. But fair wear and tear does not include mindless numpties with nothing better to do than trash other people’s property.

Thankfully Royal Sun Alliance have given me a ‘get out of jail’ letter for when I return the car to Motability next week. This letter has saved me paying an excess fee, and prevented me from being clobbered with an expensive repair bill to correct the damage. Unfortuantely I have no doubt that in 3 years time I will probably be writing the same thing where another mindless numpty (if not the same one) has probably done exactly the same thing.

There is no chance of me offending the idiot who caused the damage, as someone who causes this type of mindless damage cannot possibly read. In fact it would not surprise me if their mother still has to dress them each morningas well as change their nappies prior to their regular visits to the benefit office to collect their weekly Sky TV subscription.

Oh what a world we live in!